Yuck

Yuck!! I had my annual exam today and I have to say the experience is getting better every year with medical advancements. My doc is a lot quicker then I first started these awesome yearly fun trips. Of course I went to the free clinic since I was not speaking to my mother at the time and she was the keeper of the insurance. Needless to say she was holding the insurance card hostage since I was shacking up with a man fifteen years my senior. Oh good times. Now I have a doctor with a degree from a more reputable school than the county doctor. Besides they should be quick as all they do all day is look at women's cooches for a living. While you are lying on the exam mini table completely naked with the exception of my socks (winter time).

Well it has been a really long time since I have blogged. Christmas and New Year's have come and have gone. Both were very uneventful which is extremely surprising with my family. The most scandalous event was my father-in-law had Christmas dinner at my mother-in-law's house. They have been divorced for over 20 years and she has remarried for over 17 years. Nothing happened. I only had one glass of wine since I got crocked at my mother's house on Christmas Eve. Nothing happened at mom's house either just alcohol and food.

My brother who is in his late twenties hosted Christmas brunch at his new place. He made broccoli cheese soup from scratch and bread from scratch as well. Unfortunately my father helped him cut the bread cutting his finger in the process. Luck for me I picked the piece of bread with the blood to have with the soup. My father was quick to tell me that he recently had a HIV test and it was negative. I left that one alone. Some cans are left better not opened.

My brother's loft is located in a more seedy area of Atlanta in my opinion. He is shacking up with his girlfriend keeping in line with the habits of his older siblings. We all shack up before getting married. You gotta know what you are getting into before making it legal. He explained the area is very hip and I could not see this because I am not hip. I suppose if I looked past all the graffiti and the drug dealers I might see the hip factor. Funny on Christmas Day you can find a drug dealer on every corner in this hip part of town. I made sure to bring all of my belongings with me into his loft. I was not sure if my car would be waiting for me once brunch was over.